Patricia The Stripper Dennis is a menace With his Anyone for tennis? And he'd beseech me to come keep the score. And Maude says , Oh Lord, I'm so terribly bored I really can't stand it anymore... I'm going...out to dinner, With a gorgeous singer, To a little place I know, Down by the key. Her name is Patricia, She calls herself Delicia And the reason isn't Very hard to see. She says, God made her a sinner Just to keep fat men thinner As they tumble down in heaps Before her feet. They hang around in groups Like battle weary troops, One can often see the Queue right down the street. You see, Patricia Or Delicia Not only is a singer She also removes all her clothing For Patricia, Is the best stripper in town... And with a swing of her hips, She started to strip To tremendous applause She took of her drawers And with a lick of her lips She undid all her clips, Threw it all in the air And everyone stared And as the last piece of clothing Fell to the floor, The police were banging on the door On a Saturday night, In 1924 But, Patricia was arrested And everyone detested, The manner in which she was exposed Later on in court where everyone thought A summer's run in jail would be proposed.. But the judge said, Patricia, Or may I say Delicia, The facts of this case lie before me (knock, knock, knock) Case dismissed...This gal was in her working clothes... And with a swing of her hips, She started to strip To tremendous applause She took off her drawers And with a lick of her lips She undid all her clips, Threw it all in the air And everyone stared And as the last piece of clothing Fell to the floor, The police were yelling out for more (more) On a Saturday night In 1924
hello. my goodness. i thought that i was going to go insane without blogging for 5 days and then it was my birthday and then oh wow and then i saw new moon. i must be the most delayed person on the planet but wow. it has re-kindled my addiction :) and these young men*
and here are a few lovely scenes from the movie* so i can happily send you on your way and feel fulfilled that i have done my job as a blogger embrace the summer sunshine :)
Happeeee birthdayy tooo youu happeee birthdayy too youuu happeee birthdayy tooo mommeee happee birthdayyy too youuuu :)yes it is indeed my mothers birthday yayay it is also 3 days to my birthday how excited are we??
and mommy this song is for you : I'm five years old, it's getting cold, I've got my big coat on I hear your laugh and look up smiling at you, I run and run Past the pumpkin patch and the tractor rides, look now, the sky is gold I hug your legs and fall asleep on the way home I don't know why all the trees change in the fall But I know you're not scared of anything at all Don't know if Snow White's house is near or far away But I know I had the best day with you today I'm thirteen now and don't know how my friends could be so mean I come home crying and you hold me tight and grab the keys And we drive and drive until we found a town far enough away And we talk and window shop 'til I've forgotten all their names I don't know who I'm gonna talk to now at school But I know I'm laughing on the car ride home with you Don't know how long it's gonna take to feel okay But I know I had the best day with you today I have an excellent father, his strength is making me stronger God smiles on my little sisters, inside and out, he's better than I am I grew up in a pretty house and I had space to run And I had the best days with you There is a video I found from back when I was three You set up a paint set in the kitchen and you're talking to me It's the age of princesses and pirate ships and the seven dwarfs And Daddy's smart and you're the prettiest lady in the whole wide world And now I know why the all the trees change in the fall I know you were on my side even when I was wrong And I love you for giving me your eyes For staying back and watching me shine And I didn't know if you knew, so I'm takin' this chance to say That I had the best day with you today
in other news... this is where ill be spending christmas this year* and its going to be the first time ill see snow... yes thankyou south africa for never having snow... also today in 1963 J.F Kennedy was assassinated his super awesome wife said this about him, " He is a legend when he would have preferred to be a man" have an awesome sunday!
waterfalls in the drakensberg... ... and the drakensberg escarpment a sunset in the valley of a thousand hills in KwaZulu Natal hiking up table mountain flowers in kirstenbosch my beautiful table mountain :) looking after aids orphans at lily of the valley our sea <3 today was one of those super hot days where the fan has no effect on you even though it is turned way up anyway... studying for biology,ah i just love sexually transmitted infections :) evening all
how amazing are these pictures? simply lovely. tuesday tuesday its officially a week until my birthday :) today i ; got application forms for my college next year, had a corn dog and went shopping with my dad. fantastic.gosh its past midnight- time to sleep- night all x
today i am happy. yes kittens i am just as happy as this toast. the reason for this happiness? i am done with science for the rest of my life! this was an extremely painful achievement however it over and it is also cupcake monday and i had a super gym session and the very good looking young man at gym said hello to me, shocking really.